________________arrest this girl.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:15:36 GMT

do they have double cheeseburgers in america?

it's been 29 weeks..

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:43:15 GMT

and i wish i had something more interesting to say, but no.

Hi.

(and also, has Casey been replaced in SVU? because i haven't watched it in about 3 years and then i did and poof she was not there.)

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:00:56 GMT

HI

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:36:46 GMT

hello.

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:56:00 GMT

hello.

this is a new song from Sarah Blasko.
trust me, this is like a supliment for the breakfast of champions, this'll help you start your day right.
do it.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE

Queen of Apology
What the sea wants, The sea will have
Sarah Blasko

~~there's a bit of Scully in there methinks.~~

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:11:05 GMT

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

guess what.
they're finally airing 'ghost' in australia. dude.
AWESOME.

i haven't been this excited over svu since... y'know, the good old days.
oh but wait.. they may have shown it while i was overseas? mebbe?
I DON'T CARE MMKAY. ahh shit, i sound like a 12 year old fangirl.

i'm going before i embarrass myself any further.

oh and DEAN GAYer is finally off idol, the pansy boy. did you see all the 12 year old girls crying? seriously man.

aaaaaaaaaaanyway. i'm really going now.

see what happens when i post? this is why i restrain myself.

FOTO.

check out my sexy builders tan.

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:53:21 GMT

meet Lizzy the Lezzy.

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:57:10 GMT

one month till i turn 20.
goodbye teenage years, good riddance.
the first year was an absolute bastard but the rest were bearable i guess. ugh.
i've got no regrets though, every mistake has taught me a lesson.. but it's the things that i didn't choose, the things i had no say in, the deterioration of someone i love, loved, those things piss me off.
i've met people though, that've shared stories, opened up to me and shown me that everyones got shitty things going on.
anyway i don't know where i'm going with this, i'm not emo or anything, it's just a weird feeling that's come over me, like some things seem so long ago yet if i start talking about them the memories are still so fresh. anyhooooo.

mikee_pm and maroukian have left lj. two of my favourite people, two of the first to be on my flist. i'll miss you guys, even though i'm younger you always treated me with respect and never spoke down to me, that being said.. i'm gonna miss mikee calling me kiddo and maroukian calling me champ. it won't be the same without the encouragement you guys have given me, especially with the journalism stuff. good luck with the future guys.

i wrote this.

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:07:44 GMT

i stole this.

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:44:35 GMT

it said porn, i could not resist.
i stole this from shattered_mug
on my filtered flist.
now you must read
and comply with the rules
do it for me, my lovely fools! <3

Put your playlist on random...
1. Your favorite sexual position? Radiohead - Like Spinning Plates.
2. Your views on anal sex? Radiohead - Big ideas, don't get any. (hee.)
3. How good are your oral skills? LOA - Improper methods. =\
4. How slutty are you? Arctic Monkeys - Scummy (HAHAHAH how unfourtunate was that.)
5. How horny are you? Audioslave - Like a stone.
6. How do you like your sex? Radiohead - Climbing up the walls. (um, YES)
7. Spit or swallow? Elbow - Don't mix your drinks
8. How frequently do you masturbate? Jeff Buckley - Calling you (touche.)
9. Where do you most like having sex? Kate bush - Wuthering Heights (oh, heathcliff you sexy beast.)
10. Best song to fuck to? Beck - Sexx laws (ok, I cheated on this one.)

mikee_pm, how are you?

(i miss being on holidays.)

plz?

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:07:38 GMT

would anyone like to buy me a car?

or maybe a fender electric?

or maybe just some more RAM so i can actually play the sims.*

*in exchange i promise not to give you the flu via the internets.

and because i'm curious, i want you to tell me about the best birthday present you've ever recieved.

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:41:38 GMT

Hallo lovahs.

may i say that nudges make me feel extra special? mikee_pm and xskepticx, you ladies make me fuzzy.

so, if any of you have been following the world cup you will have noticed Australias unjust UNFAIR CONTROVERSIAL exit.
as someone said in the paper. "WE WUZ ROBBED" to be honest, i wasn't expecting us to win, but i wasnt expecting us to lose in the 92nd minute from a penalty that wasn't ever supposed to be a penalty. *tear*
em fim, Portugal plays against England tonight and i've got a dreaded feeling we're going to lose too. :(
maybe i'll just root for brazil?

in other news, i think i've been published. twice. remember the articles on civil unions i wrote about a few months ago? ha, yeh.
i'll have to get a hold of the paper and see if it went to print and i'll post it up.

OH, holidays also mean i get to read. wanna hear about a book? well imma tell you anyway.
it's narrated by a 15 year old boy with a form of autism, and yes it is teenfiction but y'know what? i still have a few months before i'm twenty so thats OK. anyway, he goes on a walk and finds his neighbours dog, dead, with a garden fork through it. he starts the book off by trying to find out who killed the dog, and i'll tell ya, it's not who you'd expect. the biggest shock happens about half way through the book and it's got to do with his mother, but i won't say anymore because i want everyone to go out and borrow or buy or STEAL this book. mmk?
oh, the title right, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon.

read it, for me, plz. <3

wow, i think this is the first time i've ever written more than a few lines.

HOW BOUT SOME PHOTOS?!

this is emily. she told me to read the book up there^ i like her lots. we also pull faces.

this is emma, who calls me a hot lesbian, and i find that funny because i've never been called that before. and we also pull faces.

asdfghjkl;'

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 13:01:11 GMT

lack of sleep + lack of sex + deadlines = very grumpy tatas.

(soon i will capture my life back from the evil clutches of TAFE and all hell will be unleashed!)

^{PREPARE TO BE SPAMMED ELJAY.}

i got tagged.

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:10:28 GMT

List ten fictional figures you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.

1. Alex Cabot. (seasons 3&4) >> SVU.
2. Olivia Benson. (seasons 3&4) >> SVU.
3. Meg? >>Jodie Foster in Panic Room (i think i like chicks with guns. being tough.)
4. Evie >>Rachel Weisz >> The Mummy Returns (MILF.)
5. Lucilla >> Gladiator (she gives me lady wood)
6. Michelle Pfeiffer >> What lies Beneath (yummmmm)
7. Jeniffer Connollly >> A Beautiful Mind (those eyes. i cannot resist those eyes.)
8. Jane Lane >> Daria (cartoons are hot.)
9. Captain Jack Sparrow. >> POTC (the only man i'm straight for.)
10. Scully >> The X-files (my first lady crush. i think i was 9?) HA

do we see a trend? i think i have a thing for older women. nothin' wrong with that.

friends filters are the best thing ever. i've realised i can live without checking community posts every day. it takes 5 minutes to read ljs now.
it also helps me keep sane when i don't have to read...

OMG LIVVY SHOULD MARRY EL AND HAVE BABIES AND IT WULD BE THA BEST EPI EVAAAAR.
♥ 12 year old Amy.

sometimes i'm bitter.

we're all just fodder.

Sun, 07 May 2006 12:18:13 GMT

i uploaded this for teh girlfriend and i thought i'd share.

The Decemberists - Kingdom Of Spain

a very lovely song.

_{In the Kingdom of Love}
_{Oh, we're all just fodder}
_{As the cannonades drub}
_{Our sons and daughters}
_{But oh the King and the Queen of Love}
_{In their long white fingerless gloves}
_{Bang the gavel for the long lost Kingdom of Love}

hi

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:46:26 GMT

she's cut her hair. and.. wow. boobs.

i'm having a shallow day.

so...

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:02:39 GMT

i'm not dead!

but if school keeps throwing assignments at me i may die, rly soon.
oh god, and you know it's bad when you start looking at sentences and telling yourself you just used incorrect grammar. not that i talk to myself. because i don't.

i am a boring person. i went out this friday for the first time since n.y.e.. that's.. 4 MONTHS.

so, this is a warning that you can all expect me to disappear for a while as i've got a major investigation project, a working business plan AND a long-ass case i have to adjudicate, all due over the next month.

i just want to be a photo journalist. and take pretty pictures of puppies in fields. with my pink camera.

i think i'm getting delerious.

PEE ESS.

if anyone finds articles on australia banning homosexual civil unions send them my way, if you can.

i really am boring.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:11:45 GMT

new layout featuring my crappy emo photography! LOOKIT!!

has anyone else heard about this?

Charlise Theron + Kate Moss = Lesbians in a new movie.

_{girl!boner much?}

in short, for i am lazy.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:55:25 GMT

i started my News Media course today. the first lecture kicked off with grammar.. how can anyone expect me to function properly at *9am? oh god, and she was throwing around verbs and nouns and adjectives and other things i can't remember right now.. bah!

the second half of the day was spent on WEB DESIGN [!]. my teacher has very long dreads and a nose piercing. he is funny. he does not like Bill Gates. he likes long walks by the beach. he asked if anyone in the class had a livejournal and surprise, i was the only dork with my hand up. i don't care though, at least i know how to write stuff in a text box and press update and with ftp magic (orsomethingother) POOF here is my ranting for people to see.

BAH! tomorrow is valentines day. (in australia anyway) happy vday babeh ♥

* i have not been up at 7.30 in the morning in a very long time.

THIS SONG IS GOLD. (direct link, right click > save as..)

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:26:56 GMT

i took my piercing out for work.

it was out for four hours.

it closed.

i am so sad right now it's not even funny.

it was MY spike. it was something i'd done when i was feeling crazy. my sister held my hand when they pierced it. and now it's gone.

;____;

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:42:29 GMT

i have a few things to say about the Big Day Out.

first off, it was AWESOME!

secondly, when Franz Ferdinand sang Take Me Out, that was my highlight, right there. seriously, it was perfect. that song got them number one on JJJ hottest 100. the crowd loved every split second of it. EVERYONE was moshing.
i hope the organisers plan next year better though. i mean, if you've got the band that took out the top position in the charts last year why wouldn't you have them close the show? yes it would be a bit predictable but they got more people moving than The White Stripes. before all this came the Kings Of Leon who now own just a little bit more of my already PWND soul. something also needs too be done about the sound, half the time the instruments downed out the vocals and other times all you could hear was the bass. i don't remember it being like that at all last year.

also, finding your friends is damn near impossible. OPTUS needs more network coverage.

OMGZ and do you know what else?! i have a BOY CRUSH!1!! on Nick from Franz :O he totes kept looking me RIGHT IN THE EYEZ.

early death, here i come!

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:53:50 GMT

today i had two coffees for breakfast.
i also had a caramel sundae, from maccas, for lunch.
and then i came home and had two pancakes and milk for dinner.

i'd kill for a double quarter pounder with cheese right now.

I am bored, therefore I spam.

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 13:14:58 GMT

Shamelessly stolen from: </strong></a></strong></a>imgonnasnap </span>

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 of your weird habits," and people who get tagged need to write a LJ entry about their 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. i play with my belly button (yes, i still call it that.) while i'm on the phone.

2. i listen to really loud music before i go anywhere, if i don't it doesn't feel right.

3. if i have salad with dinner i leave it till last. i've been doing this since i was 7 or something. everyone still things it's a bit odd.

4. i don't speak until i've had my morning coffee. i don't know how that's a habit, really. BUT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW.

5. i check my emails about 50 times a day. i am a lonely, lonely person.

MOODTHEEEEEEME.

Righto.. i made a mood theme the other day, i'm sharing it because.. well, merry late xmas? yeh see, even when i try to be cheery it doesn't work. anyway, details.. here we go.

A/O mood theme \\ 123 moods \\ 100 x 70 \\ 1.93MB \\ HERE.

preview:

sad

happy

confused

weird

frustrated

please credit detective_tatas in your userinfo or ...somewhere, and also please credit aleatory_6 because almost all of the caps used are from her svu gallery.</span>

eta new link. http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2L580Z86QZO4416XV57J7H04ML

feliz natal, people.

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:57:50 GMT

every year they show the same crappy xmas movies. this year is no exception of course, thus i am treated with another butchering of A Christmas Carol. oh, this one is GREAT. tori spelling in the role of scrooge. .. tori spelling?! ugh.

dear santa,

to celebrate your birthday i'd like to begin by eating 50 tacos followed by copious amounts of southern comfort and coke and then i'd like to empty my stomach contents on tori spelling.

kind regards,

Tracy.

p.s small, crying, children may be substituted for tori, should some unforeseen tragic event have her disappear off the face of our warm earth.

to everyone else who should find themselves in the festive spirit on this joyous, JOYOUS day.. MERRY XMAS

no, don't rub your eyes. there are extra colours because i am making xmas GAY. plz don't tell me i'm lame, i already know.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 13:13:09 GMT

It's a shame Howard isn't willing to follow the British PM on his gay marriage reforms. I can't help but think that if Bush had legalised marriage we wouldn't be far behind. ~~Take your JOHN out of his BUSH and listen to your fucking other femme boyfriend.~~ I hope he loses the next election.

I think marriage is for men and women," he told reporters

Riiight. Because we all know gay people are ALIENS.